Still have account.

Maybe i should use this more often.  I took anita dr to 79th st to Waukomis dr to 83rd terrace to st. clair to Hy-Vee to get cigarettes.  I then smoked one.I was wearing a House MD t-shirt and the clerk said I love that show, I replied with “I think it’s getting moved to […]

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    I was with a friend of mine at a bar and this assshit from early days was there.  Luckily i was about 12 feet above him and was just getting ready to leave and saw him.  He’s the I use pseudo-charm to joust any chick that falls for it type.  A lady gets closer […]

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As I was smoking a cigarette my roomate says “Please God give me a cigarette.” I said “I don’t think God smokes.” and walked off.

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I like air hockey, egg sanwhiches, and Galaga.  I loathe pool.

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I found that i triple booked a show tommorrow, a girl who used to loathe me is now my friend again and is wearing my clothes and left and didnt come back, im stuck at home listing to monotonous 130 BPM rave music for 8 hours and theres 60 people who are utterly clueless lobotomy […]

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“Awe, isn’t that cute, they still believe in God.”

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Went to ER again with Ashley; four hours, got bumped up from bronchitis to Pneumonia, I still like cookies and oregon chai tea latte.

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